Teen Girl Dominates Braves in Game 1

The Braves fell victim to the Giants last night thanks to a dominating performance from the “Freaky Franchise,”  Amanda (aka “Tim”) Lincecum, a teenage girl.

“Well, I drank a whole bunch of Juicy Juice before the game,” Lincecum explained after the game while wearing a Juicy Juice shirt and drinking a Juicy Juicebox, “and that really got MY juices flowing!”

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