Notorious jersey chaser and slut Kim Kardashian is reportedly dating Terrance Cody of the Baltimore Ravens. Cody, nicknamed “Mount Cody” for his imposing 370 pound frame and overall fat-assedness, is a rookie Defensive Tackle out of the University of Alabama.
Kim Kardashian has been known to date NFL players in the past. Some former flings include Reggie Bush, Miles Austin, Cedric Benson, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco, Randy Moss, Sterling Sharpe, Shannon Sharpe, Thurman Thomas, Marshall Faulk, Marshawn Lynch, Pierre Thomas, Calvin Johnson, Bryant Johnson, Mike Johnson, Darrell Johnson, Michael Strahan, Justin Tuck, Leonard Little, Bruce Smith, punters Rodney Williams and Reggie Roby, Peter Warrick and the entire 2005-2009 San Francisco 49er secondary.
It is still unsure which member of the new power couple has the bigger tits.