Red Sox Sign Carl Crawford for $142 Million

Carl Crawford will now be making more money than the collective fan base of the Red Sox organization, which is 100% Caucasian.  ASB will be there with updates once the hate-filled riots ensue.

"Who the fuck does this Crawford fella think he is?"

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