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ASB Fantasy Forecast: Running Backs

We at ASB love fantasy foosball. And we want to help you win your Yahoo public league so you can get a digital trophy!!! Today we are going to run down the top 5 running backs in football, if these guys aren’t on your team you better hit the Free Agent Wire boy!!!!!!

5. Najeh Davenport – Davenport is a force on the field, busting through pileups. But when he is hammered, its his piles that power through. Don’t sell this guy short, he is creative and therefore routinely leads the league in dorm hampers dooked in.

4. Lawrence Phillips – Knows how to treat a woman.

3. Natrone Means – Sits top step motherfucker…


2. Cadillac Williams – cause he is just so fucking smart

1. Curtis Penis – YOU KNOOOOWWWWW

McDonald’s forgets to supersize Majerus’ fries; Mayhem ensues

The city of St. Louis was destroyed today and thousands killed after Rick Majerus went on a violent rampage after a local McDonald’s forgot to supersize his fries.

Local Detroit Female Hockey Great calls it quits

Rivers admits he is a douche; “Doyyyyy!!!” responds entire world

Clay Matthews: Vikings, Fire Baaaaaaaaadddddd!!!!

Corkoran hails Leprechaun as “gutsy, brilliant”

Area “dee jay” Jay C. Corkoran knows art when he sees it – and when he laid eyes on the film “Leprechaun” he knew it was the highest of the high art. The most interesting part of this story was not the spin doctor’s controversial view, but more the fact that I had no intention of interviewing him – he just forced this conversation upon me at the local Arby’s as I was trying to cram my 5 Arby-Q’s in my cramhole in peace.

“I don’t get out much, as the four people that actually listen to my shitty radio progrum can attest,” Corkoran said in my direction as I took great pains to ignore him.

“So I watch a crap-ton of movies. I have seen all the ‘supposed’ greats, and really, most are pretty boring.  ‘Leprechaun’ ranks in my personal top-10, right between ‘Wild Hogs’ and ‘The Santa Clause 2′”.

Corkoran then asked if this blogger cared to accompany him to his sad-sack apartment where he informed me we could split his last package of ramen noodles while taking in the whole of season 2 of “Two and a Half Men”.