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LeBron Scores 66, Demolishes Spurs in NBA 2K13

Lebron said his virtual form was "heroic" and "brave" in 20 point win (on Easy mode) over Spurs.

Lebron said his virtual form was “heroic” and “brave” in 142-67 blowout win (on Easy mode) over Spurs.

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National Signing Day News: 3 Year-Old Tim “Wild Child” Jernigan Signs With Florida State

Tim’s agent and uncle, Jamal Jernigan (top right), announced the news for Tim, who cannot talk, on Wednesday.

Sorry, Dukies, But Corliss Williamson Has The Last Word!

Way to go, Big Nasty!

San Diego Padres sign Jorge Cantu to one year/$875,000 contract

Big Ben Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine

BREAKING NEWS OUT OF HAMMOND, INDIANA: WWE DECLARED “FUCKIN’ AWESOME!”

John Daly Visits Saint Louis Hooters Establishment

And things, of course, didn’t end well.

Way to go, John!