Author Archives: timmypolanski

Joe Morgan: “I am the Greatest Baseball Player To Ever Have a Threesome with Jonny Miller”


Randy Johnson: “I Think I’m Warming Up to Computers and Other Technologies”

Donte Stallworth’s Work Release Program Draws Criticism From Anti-Drunk Driving Groups, Other Idiots

Ravens’ Terrence Cody: “Cheese Pizza Purdy Good, But Sausage Be Mah Numba One Favorite”

Amateur Athlete Timmy Macnamara Brutally Murdered by Teammates

Barrett Robbins Still Crazy

Amateur Athlete Timmy Macnamara Puts Orange Peel in Mouth to Joke Around with Teammates